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 2006-04-01 12:07:41 

  


  

    

 


We all know that April 15 is that dreaded tax time. But this year the


friendly IRS says that if you do not have them finished by April 15,


don't worry about it. Just take a couple of extra days- 
no penalty.



I wish 
you all the best

Aubrey 

  

  
  
   
     
    

  

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     2006-04-01 15:17:12
  


  

    

  


  

    That's GOT to be an April Fool!!
 

 
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     2006-04-01 15:23:58
  


  

    

  


  

    

Hi All, 
  
 
  
      One of the best kept secrets from my shady past is that I was (dare I say it?) an IRS auditor.    For eight years, then I burnt out.   
  
 
  
      However, one of the funniest things I ever saw on a 1040 tax return was when a single woman had listed "prostitute" as her occupation.   She had an asterisk* next to it, which at the bottom of the page stated, " *the government's been screwing me for years."  
  
 
  
      Of course, we did get legitimate returns from prostitutes in Nevada, where it's legal in many counties.    Their "business expenses" were often interesting.......
  
 
  
 
 
 
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     2006-04-02 03:00:00
  


  

    
Roberta Kiley writes:
> I too was an ex-IRS auditor for IRS but I did it for 25
years! I don't
> tell a lot of people that!
>
>
> From: Roberta Kiley <bertk25_at_YAHOO.COM> Date:
Sat Apr 01 2006 -
> 10:23:58 EST
>
>
>
>
> Hi All,             One of the best kept secrets from
my shady past is
> that I was (dare I say it?) an IRS auditor. For eight
years, then I
> burnt out.             However, one of the funniest
things I ever saw
> on a 1040 tax return was when a single woman had listed
"prostitute"
> as her occupation. She had an asterisk* next to it,
which at the
> bottom of the page stated, " *the government's
been screwing me for
> years."             Of course, we did get
legitimate returns from
> prostitutes in Nevada, where it's legal in many
counties. Their
> "business expenses" were often
interesting.......        
                                 -
>                                   Love, Bert        
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>
                                                            
         
>    
                                                            
   
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     2006-04-02 08:28:14
  


  

    
Roberta Kiley writes:
>
>
> Hi All,
One of the best kept secrets from my shady past is
> that I was (dare I say it?) an IRS auditor. For eight
years, then I
> burnt out.

BERT??? The Bert I know?

Sooo glad you are out of the IRS biz, because it would be
very scary to
see you on the other side of the desk. I'd grab my
shoeboxes and run,
leaving my accountant to fend for himself.

Seriously, I'd welcome an intelligent person like you to
review my
taxes. And I have met several of them at the IRS, despite
the rumors.
(That means they agreed with me and signed off "no
change" on my
dubious returns.)

You've been through cancer super-hell beyond breast cancer.
What's going
on now? Care to share to help us know what can happen, or
make us
thankful for what isn't happening to us.now.at.this.moment?

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