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Breaking news.....
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 2007-10-16 10:37:59 

  


  

    
 HEADLINES

FROM THE YEAR:

2029 

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest

country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California 


White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.


Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.


Baby conceived naturally!  Scientists stumped.



Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.


 France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No
other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! 


Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but

President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


85-year $75.8 billion study:  Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.


Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.


 Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now

can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.


Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.


Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling
for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and
Fridays. 


Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.


Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.


Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.


New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 .


IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.



Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.


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     2007-10-16 11:51:58
  


  

    

  


  

    Another headline:

Gmail is raising free storage to 1,000 terabytes



On 10/16/07, Tyler Cheatham < tcheatham5gmail.com">
tcheatham5gmail.com> wrote:

 HEADLINES

FROM THE YEAR:

2029 

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest

country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California 


White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.


Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.


Baby conceived naturally!  Scientists stumped.



Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.


 France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No
other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! 


Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but

President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


85-year $75.8 billion study:  Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.


Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.


 Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now

can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.


Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.


Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling
for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and
Fridays. 


Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.


Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.


Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.


New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 .


IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.



Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.









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     user name

     2007-10-16 12:08:45
  


  

    

  


  

    AHHH!  Didn't mean to send that to the group!&nbsp; Sorry gang, enjoy anyway!!!!  Got a little happy with the G in the auto complete.&nbsp; Sorry again.

On 10/16/07, 
Elihu < elihumgmail.com">elihumgmail.com> wrote:
Another headline:



Gmail is raising free storage to 1,000 terabytes




On 10/16/07, Tyler Cheatham < tcheatham5gmail.com" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)">

tcheatham5gmail.com> wrote:

 HEADLINES

FROM THE YEAR:

2029 

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest

country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California 


White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.


Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.


Baby conceived naturally!  Scientists stumped.



Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.


 France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No
other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! 


Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but

President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


85-year $75.8 billion study:  Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.


Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.


 Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now

can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.


Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.


Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling
for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and
Fridays. 


Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.


Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.


Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.


New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 .


IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.



Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.















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     country flaguser name
United States		
     2007-10-16 15:53:53
  


  

    
Anyway it was funny... 

On Oct 16, 7:08 pm, "Tyler Cheatham"
<tcheath...gmail.com> wrote:
> AHHH!  Didn't mean to send that to the group!  Sorry
gang, enjoy anyway!!!!
> Got a little happy with the G in the auto complete. 
Sorry again.
>
> On 10/16/07, Elihu <eli...gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Another headline:
>
> > Gmail is raising free storage to 1,000 terabytes
>
> > On 10/16/07, Tyler Cheatham < tcheath...gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > HEADLINES
> > > FROM THE YEAR:
> > > 2029
>
> > > Ozone created by electric cars now killing
millions in the seventh
> > > largest
> > > country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly
known as California
>
> > > White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as Mexifornia's
> > > third language.
>
> > > Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern
United States crops and
> > > livestock.
>
> > > Baby conceived naturally! Scientists
stumped.
>
> > > Couple petitions court to reinstate
heterosexual marriage.
>
> > > Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it
will take at least 10 more
> > > years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.
>
> > > France pleads for global help after being
taken over by Jamaica. No
> > > other country comes forward to help the
beleaguered nation!
>
> > > Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars
can now be imported
> > > legally, but
> > > President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
>
> > > George Z. Bush says he will run for President
in 2036.
>
> > > Postal Service raises price of first class
stamp to $17.89 and reduces
> > > mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
>
> > > 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and
exercise is the key to weight
> > > loss.
>
> > > Average weight of Americans drops to 250
lbs.
>
> > > Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure
for third consecutive year
> > > in Mexifornia and Florexico.
>
> > > Japanese scientists have created a camera
with such a fast shutter speed
> > > they now
> > > can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
>
> > > Abortion clinics now available in every High
School in United States.
>
> > > Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even
though gas is selling for
> > > 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are
only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
>
> > > Massachusetts executes last remaining
conservative.
>
> > > Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals
violates their civil rights.
>
> > > Average height of NBA players is now nine
feet, seven inches.
>
> > > New federal law requires that all nail
clippers, screwdrivers, fly
> > > swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be
registered by January 2030 .
>
> > > IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>
> > > Florexico voters still having trouble with
voting machines.


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