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Live life backwards
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2007-10-03 08:10:22


Silk:
I was thinking about my next life [should I be cursed
with one] & how it ought to be lived & backwards:
You start out dead & get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
every day.Then you get kicked out of the home for being
too healthy. Enjoy your retirement & collect your pension.
Then when you start work & you get a gold watch on
your first day.You work 40 years until you're too young
to work.You get ready for high school: drink alcohol,
party,and you're generally promiscuous.Then you go to
primary school, you become a kid, you play,& you have no
responsibilities.Then you become a baby drinking mother's
milk, & then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room
service on tap,and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
chao/Silk


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