Humor: A little musical advice ....

.... for those struggling with problems in "lesser
languages" (like
javascript)  

 WRITE IN C

 (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")

 When I find my code in tons of trouble,
 Friends and colleagues come to me,
 Speaking words of wisdom:
 "Write in C."

 As the deadline fast approaches,
 And bugs are all that I can see,
 Somewhere, someone whispers"
 "Write in C."

 Write in C, write in C,
 Write in C, write in C.
 LISP is dead and buried,
 Write in C.

 I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
 for science it worked flawlessly.
 Try using it for graphics!
 Write in C.

 If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
 Debugging some assembly,
 Soon you will be glad to
 Write in C.

 Write in C, write in C,
 Write In C, yeah, write in C.
 Only wimps use BASIC.
 Write in C.

 Write in C, write in C,
 Write in C, oh, write in C.
 Pascal won't quite cut it.
 Write in C.

 Guitar Solo

 Write in C, write in C,
 Write in C, yeah, write in C.
 Don't even mention COBOL.
 Write in C.

 And when the screen is fuzzy,
 And the editor is bugging me.
 I'm sick of ones and zeroes.
 Write in C.

 A thousand people swear that T.P.
 Seven is the one for me.
 I hate the word PROCEDURE,
 Write in C.

 Write in C, write in C,
 Write in C, yeah, write in C.
 PL1 is 80's,
 Write in C.

 Write in C, write in C,
 Write in C, yeah, write in C.
 The government loves ADA,
 Write in C.



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On the subject of C program indentation: "In My
Egotistical Opinion,
most people's C programs should be indented six feet
downward and
covered with dirt." -- Blair P. Houghton


Cheers,
Spencer Janssen

On 10/3/06, GreyGeek <jkrepsneb.rr.com> wrote:
> .... for those struggling with problems in "lesser
languages" (like
> javascript)  
>
>  WRITE IN C
>
>  (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")
>
>  When I find my code in tons of trouble,
>  Friends and colleagues come to me,
>  Speaking words of wisdom:
>  "Write in C."
>
>  As the deadline fast approaches,
>  And bugs are all that I can see,
>  Somewhere, someone whispers"
>  "Write in C."
>
>  Write in C, write in C,
>  Write in C, write in C.
>  LISP is dead and buried,
>  Write in C.
>
>  I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
>  for science it worked flawlessly.
>  Try using it for graphics!
>  Write in C.
>
>  If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
>  Debugging some assembly,
>  Soon you will be glad to
>  Write in C.
>
>  Write in C, write in C,
>  Write In C, yeah, write in C.
>  Only wimps use BASIC.
>  Write in C.
>
>  Write in C, write in C,
>  Write in C, oh, write in C.
>  Pascal won't quite cut it.
>  Write in C.
>
>  Guitar Solo
>
>  Write in C, write in C,
>  Write in C, yeah, write in C.
>  Don't even mention COBOL.
>  Write in C.
>
>  And when the screen is fuzzy,
>  And the editor is bugging me.
>  I'm sick of ones and zeroes.
>  Write in C.
>
>  A thousand people swear that T.P.
>  Seven is the one for me.
>  I hate the word PROCEDURE,
>  Write in C.
>
>  Write in C, write in C,
>  Write in C, yeah, write in C.
>  PL1 is 80's,
>  Write in C.
>
>  Write in C, write in C,
>  Write in C, yeah, write in C.
>  The government loves ADA,
>  Write in C.
>
>
>
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My C code is rather pretty.
On 10/3/06, Spencer Janssen <spencerjanssengmail.com> wrote:
>
> On the subject of C program indentation: "In My
Egotistical Opinion,
> most people's C programs should be indented six feet
downward and
> covered with dirt." -- Blair P. Houghton
>
>
> Cheers,
> Spencer Janssen
>
> On 10/3/06, GreyGeek <jkrepsneb.rr.com> wrote:
> > .... for those struggling with problems in
"lesser languages" (like
> > javascript)  
> >
> >  WRITE IN C
> >
> >  (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")
> >
> >  When I find my code in tons of trouble,
> >  Friends and colleagues come to me,
> >  Speaking words of wisdom:
> >  "Write in C."
> >
> >  As the deadline fast approaches,
> >  And bugs are all that I can see,
> >  Somewhere, someone whispers"
> >  "Write in C."
> >
> >  Write in C, write in C,
> >  Write in C, write in C.
> >  LISP is dead and buried,
> >  Write in C.
> >
> >  I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
> >  for science it worked flawlessly.
> >  Try using it for graphics!
> >  Write in C.
> >
> >  If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
> >  Debugging some assembly,
> >  Soon you will be glad to
> >  Write in C.
> >
> >  Write in C, write in C,
> >  Write In C, yeah, write in C.
> >  Only wimps use BASIC.
> >  Write in C.
> >
> >  Write in C, write in C,
> >  Write in C, oh, write in C.
> >  Pascal won't quite cut it.
> >  Write in C.
> >
> >  Guitar Solo
> >
> >  Write in C, write in C,
> >  Write in C, yeah, write in C.
> >  Don't even mention COBOL.
> >  Write in C.
> >
> >  And when the screen is fuzzy,
> >  And the editor is bugging me.
> >  I'm sick of ones and zeroes.
> >  Write in C.
> >
> >  A thousand people swear that T.P.
> >  Seven is the one for me.
> >  I hate the word PROCEDURE,
> >  Write in C.
> >
> >  Write in C, write in C,
> >  Write in C, yeah, write in C.
> >  PL1 is 80's,
> >  Write in C.
> >
> >  Write in C, write in C,
> >  Write in C, yeah, write in C.
> >  The government loves ADA,
> >  Write in C.
> >
> >
> >
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