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OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
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 2006-02-28 15:11:26 
Bob,

We need to keep looking for those jobs with a
'weekly retainer'
Core time of about 2 hours a week ( a lunchtime)
and the job lasts till you get it right



I know they're out there' cos I worked at a 'government
controlled
organisation'
where the Data Analyst had a contract like that.

Every Wednesday he'd turn up, deliver another database
dictionary &
structure revamp complete with substantial set of new (or
re-cycled) errors,
collect his paycheck, and go to lunch.

The organisation was disbanded after they decided to get rid
of the testing
team because, by our continual rejection of the design and
code, we were
delaying the project too much.
(Yes code before design)

When the new organisation took over, the project went
'live', and made the
press - 40% of the clients reported errors in their records,
and that's only
the parts of their records they were allowed to see!

JimB


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Bob Umlas" <bobumlasYAHOO.COM>
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Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?


> OK, I'm convinced.
> Douglas Smith <dougABUNDANT-SOLUTIONS.COM>
wrote:  Bob,
>
> Don't fall for it Bob. I'm getting a
"$15-$20/hr" vibe from the job
posting so
> I'd recommend keeping the KPMG and authoring gigs.
>
> Doug Smith
> www.abundant-solutions.com
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> --- "Umlas, Robert" wrote:
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> > Hey -- there are 2 of us Bob's here -- me &
Mr. Phillips! You need to be
> > more specific. However, as I've pointed out
before, you can rearrange
> > "formulas" to make "for
umlas", so I guess it's me!
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> > From: MS Excel General Q & A List
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> > On Behalf Of Don Guillett
> > Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 9:29 AM
> > To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
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> > They are looking for Bob.
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> > Don Guillett
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> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Bob Phillips"
> > To:
> > Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 7:06 AM
> > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
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> > > Oh come on, they must have, they couldn't
have just evolved!
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> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: MS Excel General Q & A List
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> > > On Behalf Of Douglas Smith
> > > Sent: 28 February 2006 12:15
> > > To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> > > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
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> > >
> > > I think the key question is, do your formulas
have intelligent design?
> > >
> > > Doug Smith
> > > www.abundant-solutions.com
> > >
> > > --- Peter Gates
> wrote:
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> > >> On formulas? I'm god, but not that
god... 
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> > >> PG
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> > >>
> > >> >From: Douglas Smith
> > >> >Reply-To: MS Excel General Q & A
List
> > >> >To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> > >> >Subject: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
> > >> >Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:53:15 -0800
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> > >> >Check out the job description and the
level of expertise they want:
> > >> >
> > >> >http://tinyurl.com/hc2hg
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> > >> >Doug Smith
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