OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?

Haven't you heard about those nasty transmittable diseases
them birds have

JimB

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Don Guillett" <dguillett1AUSTIN.RR.COM>
To: <EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM>
Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 3:14 PM
Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?


> Gotta have a Friday joke session and a sex hour (with
wild turkey) would
> also be nice.
>
> Don Guillett
> SalesAid Software
> dguillett1austin.rr.com
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "James Button" <jamesbuttonBLUEYONDER.CO.UK>
> To: <EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM>
> Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 9:11 AM
> Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
>
>
> > Bob,
> >
> > We need to keep looking for those jobs with a
> > 'weekly retainer'
> > Core time of about 2 hours a week ( a lunchtime)
> > and the job lasts till you get it right
> >
> >
> >
> > I know they're out there' cos I worked at a
'government controlled
> > organisation'
> > where the Data Analyst had a contract like that.
> >
> > Every Wednesday he'd turn up, deliver another
database dictionary &
> > structure revamp complete with substantial set of
new (or re-cycled)
> > errors,
> > collect his paycheck, and go to lunch.
> >
> > The organisation was disbanded after they decided
to get rid of the
> > testing
> > team because, by our continual rejection of the
design and code, we were
> > delaying the project too much.
> > (Yes code before design)
> >
> > When the new organisation took over, the project
went 'live', and made
the
> > press - 40% of the clients reported errors in
their records, and that's
> > only
> > the parts of their records they were allowed to
see!
> >
> > JimB
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Bob Umlas" <bobumlasYAHOO.COM>
> > To: <EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM>
> > Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 2:46 PM
> > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
> >
> >
> >> OK, I'm convinced.
> >> Douglas Smith <dougABUNDANT-SOLUTIONS.COM>
wrote:  Bob,
> >>
> >> Don't fall for it Bob. I'm getting a
"$15-$20/hr" vibe from the job
> > posting so
> >> I'd recommend keeping the KPMG and authoring
gigs.
> >>
> >> Doug Smith
> >> www.abundant-solutions.com
> >>
> >> --- "Umlas, Robert" wrote:
> >>
> >> > Hey -- there are 2 of us Bob's here --
me & Mr. Phillips! You need to
> >> > be
> >> > more specific. However, as I've pointed
out before, you can rearrange
> >> > "formulas" to make "for
umlas", so I guess it's me!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
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> >> >
> >> >
> >> > -----Original Message----- 
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > From: MS Excel General Q & A List
[mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]
> >> > On Behalf Of Don Guillett
> >> > Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 9:29 AM
> >> > To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> >> > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
> >> >
> >> > They are looking for Bob.
> >> >
> >> > Don Guillett
> >> > SalesAid Software
> >> > dguillett1austin.rr.com
> >> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> >> > From: "Bob Phillips"
> >> > To:
> >> > Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 7:06 AM
> >> > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > > Oh come on, they must have, they
couldn't have just evolved!
> >> > >
> >> > > -----Original Message-----
> >> > > From: MS Excel General Q & A
List
> >> > [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]
> >> > > On Behalf Of Douglas Smith
> >> > > Sent: 28 February 2006 12:15
> >> > > To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> >> > > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing
Typo?
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > I think the key question is, do your
formulas have intelligent
> >> > > design?
> >> > >
> >> > > Doug Smith
> >> > > www.abundant-solutions.com
> >> > >
> >> > > --- Peter Gates
> >> wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >> On formulas? I'm god, but not
that god... 
> >> > >>
> >> > >> PG
> >> > >>
> >> > >>
> >> > >> >From: Douglas Smith
> >> > >> >Reply-To: MS Excel General Q
& A List
> >> > >> >To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> >> > >> >Subject: OT - Excel Job
Listing Typo?
> >> > >> >Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006
03:53:15 -0800
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> >Check out the job
description and the level of expertise they
want:
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> >http://tinyurl.com/hc2hg
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> >Doug Smith
> >> > >> >www.abundant-solutions.com
> >> > >> >
>
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