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OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
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 2006-02-28 17:29:04 
Surely that depends on the feather (size etc.) and how it's
used, and by
whom !

JimB


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Laurent Wright" <ltwrightBLUEYONDER.CO.UK>
To: <EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM>
Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 5:14 PM
Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?


> 1) It just goes to show that Texans are a little hazy
on the difference
> between Erotic and Kinky. If you use a Feather, it's
erotic....
> 2) I was going to try it but all the Turkey wanted to
do was Gobble,
> Gobble, Gobble
> 
>
>
> > Have you tried it?
> >
> > Don Guillett
> > SalesAid Software
> > dguillett1austin.rr.com
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Bob Phillips"
<bob.phillipsDSL.PIPEX.COM>
> > To: <EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM>
> > Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 9:45 AM
> > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
> >
> >
> >> Sex with a wild turkey, you Texans are just
downright weird.
> >>
> >> -----Original Message-----
> >> From: MS Excel General Q & A List
[mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]
> >> On Behalf Of Don Guillett
> >> Sent: 28 February 2006 15:15
> >> To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> >> Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
> >>
> >>
> >> Gotta have a Friday joke session and a sex
hour (with wild turkey)
would
> >>
> >> also be nice.
> >>
> >> Don Guillett
> >> SalesAid Software
> >> dguillett1austin.rr.com
> >> ----- Original Message -----
> >> From: "James Button"
<jamesbuttonBLUEYONDER.CO.UK>
> >> To: <EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM>
> >> Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 9:11 AM
> >> Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
> >>
> >>
> >>> Bob,
> >>>
> >>> We need to keep looking for those jobs
with a
> >>> 'weekly retainer'
> >>> Core time of about 2 hours a week ( a
lunchtime)
> >>> and the job lasts till you get it right
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> I know they're out there' cos I worked
at a 'government controlled
> >>> organisation' where the Data Analyst had
a contract like that.
> >>>
> >>> Every Wednesday he'd turn up, deliver
another database dictionary &
> >>> structure revamp complete with substantial
set of new (or re-cycled)
> >>> errors, collect his paycheck, and go to
lunch.
> >>>
> >>> The organisation was disbanded after they
decided to get rid of the
> >>> testing
> >>> team because, by our continual rejection
of the design and code, we
> >> were
> >>> delaying the project too much.
> >>> (Yes code before design)
> >>>
> >>> When the new organisation took over, the
project went 'live', and made
> >>
> >>> the press - 40% of the clients reported
errors in their records, and
> >>> that's only the parts of their records
they were allowed to see!
> >>>
> >>> JimB
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> ----- Original Message -----
> >>> From: "Bob Umlas"
<bobumlasYAHOO.COM>
> >>> To: <EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM>
> >>> Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006 2:46 PM
> >>> Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job Listing Typo?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>> OK, I'm convinced.
> >>>> Douglas Smith <dougABUNDANT-SOLUTIONS.COM> wrote:  Bob,
> >>>>
> >>>> Don't fall for it Bob. I'm getting a
"$15-$20/hr" vibe from the job
> >>> posting so
> >>>> I'd recommend keeping the KPMG and
authoring gigs.
> >>>>
> >>>> Doug Smith
> >>>> www.abundant-solutions.com
> >>>>
> >>>> --- "Umlas, Robert" wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> > Hey -- there are 2 of us Bob's
here -- me & Mr. Phillips! You need
> >>>> > to
> >>>> > be
> >>>> > more specific. However, as I've
pointed out before, you can
> >> rearrange
> >>>> > "formulas" to make
"for umlas", so I guess it's me!
> >>>> >
> >>>> >
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> >>>> >
> >>>> > -----Original Message-----
> >>>> >
> >>>> >
> >>>> > From: MS Excel General Q & A
List
> >>>> > [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]
> >>>> > On Behalf Of Don Guillett
> >>>> > Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006
9:29 AM
> >>>> > To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> >>>> > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job
Listing Typo?
> >>>> >
> >>>> > They are looking for Bob.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Don Guillett
> >>>> > SalesAid Software
> >>>> > dguillett1austin.rr.com
> >>>> > ----- Original Message -----
> >>>> > From: "Bob Phillips"
> >>>> > To:
> >>>> > Sent: Tuesday, February 28, 2006
7:06 AM
> >>>> > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job
Listing Typo?
> >>>> >
> >>>> >
> >>>> > > Oh come on, they must have,
they couldn't have just evolved!
> >>>> > >
> >>>> > > -----Original Message-----
> >>>> > > From: MS Excel General Q
& A List
> >>>> > [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]
> >>>> > > On Behalf Of Douglas Smith
> >>>> > > Sent: 28 February 2006 12:15
> >>>> > > To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> >>>> > > Subject: Re: OT - Excel Job
Listing Typo?
> >>>> > >
> >>>> > >
> >>>> > > I think the key question is,
do your formulas have intelligent
> >>>> > > design?
> >>>> > >
> >>>> > > Doug Smith
> >>>> > > www.abundant-solutions.com
> >>>> > >
> >>>> > > --- Peter Gates
> >>>> wrote:
> >>>> > >
> >>>> > >> On formulas? I'm god,
but not that god... 
> >>>> > >>
> >>>> > >> PG
> >>>> > >>
> >>>> > >>
> >>>> > >> >From: Douglas Smith
> >>>> > >> >Reply-To: MS Excel
General Q & A List
> >>>> > >> >To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> >>>> > >> >Subject: OT - Excel
Job Listing Typo?
> >>>> > >> >Date: Tue, 28 Feb
2006 03:53:15 -0800
> >>>> > >> >
> >>>> > >> >Check out the job
description and the level of expertise they
> >>>> > >> >want:
> >>>> > >> >
> >>>> > >> >http://tinyurl.com/hc2hg
> >>>> > >> >
> >>>> > >> >Doug Smith
> >>>> > >>
>www.abundant-solutions.com
> >>>> > >> >
> >>
>
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