Subject: weight loss program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight
loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing
before him is a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe. Dressed in nothing
but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
herself as a
representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads:
"If you can catch
me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he
takes off after her. A
few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her
and has his way
with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has
lost 10 lb. as promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program.
The next day at his door, there stands the most stunning;
beautiful, sexy
woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing
but Reebok
running shoes and a sign around her neck. The sign reads:
"If you catch me
you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her
like a shot! This girl
is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her.
But when he
does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze.
So for the next
four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on
the fifth day
he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another
20 lb. as
promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
the 7-day/50 pound
program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative
on the phone, "This is our
most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he
replies," I haven't felt
this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door. He opens and finds
this huge,
muscular, 7 ft man standing there, wearing nothing but pink
running shoes
and a sign around his neck.
The sign read: "I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're
mine..."
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