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Re: How Real Men Bathe Cats
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United States		 2007-03-30 10:46:40 
Poodles are normally useless animals but if you tie a long
stick to them and
soap them up real good, you can clean the second floor
windows with them.

Doug Smith
www.abundant-solutions.com


--- "Koch, Paul (PJKO)" <PJKOCHEVRON.COM> wrote:

> How 'Real' Men Bathe Cats
> 
> 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.
> 
> 2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet
shampoo.
> 
> 3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
> 
> 4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will
generate a good deal
> of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while
waiting.
> 
> 5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
> 
> 6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it
securely shut because
> kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is
lodged up its butt.
> 
> 7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while
waiting.
> 
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Re: How Real Men Bathe Cats
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Israel		 2007-03-30 12:52:30 
Hunting dogs, they are. I've seen many a time men hunting
for 
boyfriends with them.



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At 01:43 PM 30/03/2007, you wrote:
>In France, the poodle has historically been a hunting
dog - far from useless.

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Re: How Real Men Bathe Cats
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United States		 2007-03-30 18:17:21 
I'm not a man, but having bathed more cats in my day than I
really wanted to, I like this method.
Cathy

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	Sent: Fri 3/30/2007 11:43 AM 
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	Subject: Re: How Real Men Bathe Cats
	
	

	In France, the poodle has historically been a hunting dog -
far from
	useless.
	
	----- Original Message -----
	From: "Douglas Smith" <dougABUNDANT-SOLUTIONS.COM>
	To: <EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM>
	Sent: Friday, March 30, 2007 4:46 PM
	Subject: Re: How Real Men Bathe Cats
	
	
	> Poodles are normally useless animals but if you tie a
long stick to them
	> and
	> soap them up real good, you can clean the second floor
windows with them.
	>
	> Doug Smith
	> www.abundant-solutions.com
	>
	>
	> --- "Koch, Paul (PJKO)" <PJKOCHEVRON.COM> wrote:
	>
	>> How 'Real' Men Bathe Cats
	>>
	>> 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.
	>>
	>> 2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of
pet shampoo.
	>>
	>> 3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
	>>
	>> 4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will
generate a good deal
	>> of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while
waiting.
	>>
	>> 5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
	>>
	>> 6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it
securely shut because
	>> kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is
lodged up its butt.
	>>
	>> 7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer
while waiting.
	>>
	>>
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Re: How Real Men Bathe Cats
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New Zealand		 2007-03-31 20:38:54 
Real men don't need to bathe cats, I should know, as the
last and only time I did was 2 times too many!
Talk about the tyre-fitters grip.  Luckily this was BEFORE
my voice changed.

I know cats have a brain the size of a large pea, but my
moggy is eying the monitor right now as I type.


Regards
Robert McCurdy
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From: "Cathy Bettoney" <cbettoneyMILLARMAIL.COM>
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Sent: Saturday, March 31, 2007 11:17 AM
Subject: Re: How Real Men Bathe Cats


I'm not a man, but having bathed more cats in my day than I
really wanted to, I like this method.
Cathy

-----Original Message----- 
From: MS Excel General Q & A List on behalf of Bob
Phillips 
Sent: Fri 3/30/2007 11:43 AM 
To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM 
Cc: 
Subject: Re: How Real Men Bathe Cats



In France, the poodle has historically been a hunting dog -
far from
useless.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Douglas Smith" <dougABUNDANT-SOLUTIONS.COM>
To: <EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM>
Sent: Friday, March 30, 2007 4:46 PM
Subject: Re: How Real Men Bathe Cats


> Poodles are normally useless animals but if you tie a
long stick to them
> and
> soap them up real good, you can clean the second floor
windows with them.
>
> Doug Smith
> www.abundant-solutions.com
>
>
> --- "Koch, Paul (PJKO)" <PJKOCHEVRON.COM> wrote:
>
>> How 'Real' Men Bathe Cats
>>
>> 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.
>>
>> 2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of
pet shampoo.
>>
>> 3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
>>
>> 4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will
generate a good deal
>> of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while
waiting.
>>
>> 5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
>>
>> 6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it
securely shut because
>> kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is
lodged up its butt.
>>
>> 7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer
while waiting.

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