I can just here it now... "C'MERE Willy Wonka!"
LMAO
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From: MS Excel General Q & A List [mailto:EXCEL-G PEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]
On Behalf Of Laurent Wright
Sent: Friday, May 26, 2006 8:10 AM
To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And these
People are Allowed
to Vote??
and the majority of men end up looking like dessicated
mummies after
they've been sucked dry!
clearly a case of the journey being MUCH better than the
destination!!!
> Ron White's recent comedy routine opens with a bit on
good looking vs
> smart...
>
> His thinking is that you can do a fair bit to fix
"cosmetic" issues,
> but (and I quote), "You can't fix stupid"
...
>
> His new wife appears to be quite the thinker. A couple
of degrees...
> She has a rather unique idea on what research money
could do for
> population control if it were redirected into another
area. Her idea?
> Find a way to make semen taste like....
>
>
>
>
.........chocolate
>
> <g>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: MS Excel General Q & A List
> [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]
> On Behalf Of Darryl Collins
> Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:27 PM
> To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And these
People are
> Allowed to Vote??
>
> hmmm... now it is actually friday here (rather than
wednesday when
> this thread started ;) ) i feel i can continue this
wildly OT line for
a bit.
>
> Call me a nerd, but i like my women to be sharp, witty
and smart - the
> silly giggly ones really annoy me after a (very short)
while.
> or think of it this way. We all end up looking like
grandma, so
> dating some brainless eyecandy gets awfully dull after
a few years
> (and yep, am speaking from experience here).
>
> Having a gorgeous but dumb g/f is a bit like owning an
expensive, but
> not so practical sports car. Both have the following
attributes.
>
> Expensive to keep looking good and maintain.
> Tends to be expensive to take out for a night on the
town (only high
> grade fuels shall i say..) Looks great but often not
that useful in
> day to day tasks Lots of other people want to take her
for a test
> drive
>
> etc etc (the list definately goes on....)
>
> As for my current girl, she has beauty and brains.
love that! - I
> would rather she did things cause she wants too rather
than me
> tricking her into it.
>
> 
>
> Darryl
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: MS Excel General Q & A List
> [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]On Behalf Of Suhajda,
Matthew
> [HR]
> Sent: Thursday, 25 May 2006 11:08 PM
> To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And these
People are
> Allowed to Vote??
>
>
> Why is she your ex? Those are the women you hold on to
because you can
> convince them to do all sorts of things.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: MS Excel General Q & A List
> [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]
> On Behalf Of Darryl Collins
> Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:48 PM
> To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And these
People are
> Allowed to Vote??
>
> heh... reminds me of the time my ex looked out the
window during a
> nighttime powerfailure and boldly stated that the power
couldnt be out
> as "the cars still had their lights on..."
>
> uh huh....
>
> ;)
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: MS Excel General Q & A List
> [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]On Behalf Of Admin
> Sent: Thursday, 25 May 2006 1:25 AM
> To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And these
People are
> Allowed to Vote??
>
>
> On 24 May 2006 at 8:03, Umlas, Robert wrote:
>
>>And these People are Allowed to Vote??
>
> <snipage>
>
> During a bad thunder storm (TV Off by default) we
experienced a power
>
> cut, no doubt a strike at the sub station
>
> and my Ex suggested that we turn on the TV to see if
there was
>
> anything on the news about the power cut...
>
>
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