Good thing we've got a three-day weekend coming up in the
States -- how are the rest of you going to cope?
Cathy
-----Original Message-----
From: MS Excel General Q & A List on behalf of Laurent
Wright
Sent: Fri 5/26/2006 8:33 AM
To: EXCEL-G PEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
Cc:
Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And these
People are Allowed to Vote??
And then there's South Park's chef with his chocolate
salty balls!
(we are NOW going into deeply questionable territory - will
someone bring
a torch and a roadmap!!!)
<VBG>
> I can just here it now... "C'MERE Willy
Wonka!"
>
> LMAO
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: MS Excel General Q & A List
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> On Behalf Of Laurent Wright
> Sent: Friday, May 26, 2006 8:10 AM
> To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
> Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And these
People are Allowed
> to Vote??
>
> and the majority of men end up looking like dessicated
mummies after
> they've been sucked dry!
> clearly a case of the journey being MUCH better than
the destination!!!
>
>> Ron White's recent comedy routine opens with a
bit on good looking vs
>> smart...
>>
>> His thinking is that you can do a fair bit to fix
"cosmetic" issues,
>> but (and I quote), "You can't fix
stupid" ...
>>
>> His new wife appears to be quite the thinker. A
couple of degrees...
>> She has a rather unique idea on what research
money could do for
>> population control if it were redirected into
another area. Her idea?
>> Find a way to make semen taste like....
>>
>>
>>
>>
.........chocolate
>>
>> <g>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: MS Excel General Q & A List
>> [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]
>> On Behalf Of Darryl Collins
>> Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:27 PM
>> To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
>> Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And
these People are
>> Allowed to Vote??
>>
>> hmmm... now it is actually friday here (rather
than wednesday when
>> this thread started ;) ) i feel i can continue
this wildly OT line for
> a bit.
>>
>> Call me a nerd, but i like my women to be sharp,
witty and smart - the
>
>> silly giggly ones really annoy me after a (very
short) while.
>> or think of it this way. We all end up looking
like grandma, so
>> dating some brainless eyecandy gets awfully dull
after a few years
>> (and yep, am speaking from experience here).
>>
>> Having a gorgeous but dumb g/f is a bit like
owning an expensive, but
>> not so practical sports car. Both have the
following attributes.
>>
>> Expensive to keep looking good and maintain.
>> Tends to be expensive to take out for a night on
the town (only high
>> grade fuels shall i say..) Looks great but often
not that useful in
>> day to day tasks Lots of other people want to take
her for a test
>> drive
>>
>> etc etc (the list definately goes on....)
>>
>> As for my current girl, she has beauty and brains.
love that! - I
>> would rather she did things cause she wants too
rather than me
>> tricking her into it.
>>
>> 
>>
>> Darryl
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
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>> [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]On
Behalf Of Suhajda, Matthew
>> [HR]
>> Sent: Thursday, 25 May 2006 11:08 PM
>> To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
>> Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And
these People are
>> Allowed to Vote??
>>
>>
>> Why is she your ex? Those are the women you hold
on to because you can
>
>> convince them to do all sorts of things.
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: MS Excel General Q & A List
>> [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]
>> On Behalf Of Darryl Collins
>> Sent: Wednesday, May 24, 2006 7:48 PM
>> To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
>> Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And
these People are
>> Allowed to Vote??
>>
>> heh... reminds me of the time my ex looked out
the window during a
>> nighttime powerfailure and boldly stated that the
power couldnt be out
>
>> as "the cars still had their lights
on..."
>>
>> uh huh....
>>
>> ;)
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: MS Excel General Q & A List
>> [mailto:EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM]On
Behalf Of Admin
>> Sent: Thursday, 25 May 2006 1:25 AM
>> To: EXCEL-GPEACH.EASE.LSOFT.COM
>> Subject: Re: OT: Today's Friday, isn't it? And
these People are
>> Allowed to Vote??
>>
>>
>> On 24 May 2006 at 8:03, Umlas, Robert wrote:
>>
>>>And these People are Allowed to Vote??
>>
>> <snipage>
>>
>> During a bad thunder storm (TV Off by default) we
experienced a power
>>
>> cut, no doubt a strike at the sub station
>>
>> and my Ex suggested that we turn on the TV to see
if there was
>>
>> anything on the news about the power cut...
>>
>>
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